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The Wolf Firm Virtual Aquarium

WARNINGS AND NOTICES

The Wolf Firm Virtual Aquarium has been found to be highly addictive and has sometimes been known to cause a euphoric trance-like state. If you find yourself endlessly staring at the virtual aquarium, you might have developed pixelpiplexia, a serious and sometimes fatal disease. Seek medical attention immediately! Also, if you start dreaming of tropical fish, and especially if those dreams are in color, you should immediately cease the use of the software for at least one week.

General Warnings and Notices:

Any resemblance to real persons or animals, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
The fish may make movements that some may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
All fish used in this software are over 18 years of age in equivalent fish years.
No test fish were used in the creation of this software.
This software may be too intense for some viewers. Discontinue use if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. Also, if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops from use of this software, discontinue all use.
If your computer begins to smoke while using this software, get away immediately, seek shelter and cover head!
Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to this software.
Keep away from pets (especially cats).
Smoking while viewing this software is hazardous to your health.
Do not use this software while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Safety goggles are required during use.
Keep any printouts away from open flames. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store the printouts from this software above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes of freshly printed pages. Printouts from this software may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, print outs from this software should should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Colors in this software may fade over time.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
Reproduction during the use of this software is strictly prohibited.
Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
This software is void where prohibited.
Some fish shown are optional.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring were added to this software.
Any foods derived from this software should be eaten before date on carton.
Do not use this software near a flammable or magnetic source.
Avoid extreme temperatures and only view this software from a cool dry place with proper ventilation.
If any defects are discovered in this software, do not attempt to to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
This software is for external and recreational use only. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
Apply this software only to affected area. If condition persists, consult your physician.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Some assembly may be required for the use of this software. Use only as directed! Batteries not included.
The contents of this software may settle in your computer after prolonged use.
Your mileage may vary.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated pictures.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike, be careful.
This software contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Slippery when wet.
For home use only.
This software has been edited for television.
List was current at time of printing.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles
Penalty for private use.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
This software has been sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
No substitutions allowed.
For a limited time only.
This software is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
An equal opportunity software.
Quantities are limited while supplies last.
Read at your own risk.
Sealed for your protection, do not use if safety seal is broken.
Call before you dig.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
Use of this software is particularly hazardous and we accept no responsibility for problems during any of the following: accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, without limitation, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.)
This website does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of anyone. All rights reserved.
Other restrictions may apply.

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